The Tragedy of Being a Woman

Le Husband calls, "Hey, wassup??"
Le Me: Just came back from the beauty parlour.
Le Husband: Stop wasting money, honey.
Le Me: Achaaaa
Le Husband: I meant it as a compliment ya.You don't need to go to the parlour. You are perfect the way you are.
Le Me: Well, I need to go to beauty parlour to look like I don't need to go to beauty parlour.
Le Husband: 
Le Me: Welcome to the World of Women honey 